OKAY! So, this is a list of crimes I DEFINITELY didn’t commit. Please don’t try to arrest me for this. (It’s just a joke!) Okay. Now that the fake disclaimers are out of the way, this is the story of Kaas and the crimes of Kaas. The best thief known to goblins aged 10 and under! I have a bad memory, and the ones today are a little out of date, but I shall try to document future ones in a better fashion.