OKAY! So, this is a list of crimes I DEFINITELY didn’t commit.

Please don’t try to arrest me for this. (It’s just a joke!)

Okay. Now that the fake disclaimers are out of the way, this is the story of Kaas and the crimes of Kaas. The best thief known to goblins aged 10 and under!

I have a bad memory, and the ones today are a little out of date, but I shall try to document future ones in a better fashion.

In no particular order:

• Stole a dead guy’s armour.
• Stole the same dead guy’s sword.
• Stole the same same dead guy’s magical harrow card.
• Stole an actor’s magical harrow card while I helped him escape from a fire.
• Stole a hat from a dead tengu.
• Stole a big guy’s axe, but this one doesn’t count, he was trying to hurt me with it.

Co-conspirators!

During the time of these crimes, I was accompanied by some people!

• Wojslaw Mooks (I think..?)
  • A kind of magical elemental guy who seems to smoke a lot.
• Zarak Whisperwood (I really do not remember surnames.)
  • An elf who makes me smite my unrighteous enemies harder (good elf).
• Hersè (no surname to forget, unless I forget that he told me..?)
  • Has a little animal following him around who is smart as heck. Also Hersè does weird spells.

In these logs, I commit my crimes to paper and not to people! And post them for the whole world to see, if they can find them.